I'm cooler than you

travel, stabbings, homeless dumping, breast feeding other people's children (ages 3-7), calling in Amber Alerts about myself so I'll see my information on those freeway signs, adult diapers, Leicas, the television, surprise closets

the scores of most hardcore pornography films, ryan adams, belle and sebastian, the smiths, the pixies, whiskeytown, your mom's screams as I whack her in the neck

The Apartment, A Woman Under the Influence, Weekend at Bernies 4, Double Indemnity, all of Nicole Holofcener's motion pictures, The Weather Man, Wonder Boys, man porn

Arrested Development, The Office, Brothers and Sisters, Grey's Anatomy, NCIS, Juvies, 90210, Project Runway, 30 Rock, Studio 60, and obviously the Real Housewives of Orange County

i am unable to read, thanks.